Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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