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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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