Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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