I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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