I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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