i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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