She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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