i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Randomize