the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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