so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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