He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
