Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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