Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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