Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
