Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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