I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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