So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im holly from the hills drunk
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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