How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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