And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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