how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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