ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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