I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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