I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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