Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Someone signed my nipple.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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