yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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