PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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