Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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