Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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