That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I look excited, but its just a facade.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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