Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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