I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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