did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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