but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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