He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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