I forgot how hot balto sounded
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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