I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
this hospital has no fireball
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
