Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
