some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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