I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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