Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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