paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I have fence marks all over my body
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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