Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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