I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
