unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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