Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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