I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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