Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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