Just cropdusted the office
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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