no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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