i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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