We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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