but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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