i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
