I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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