EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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