On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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