Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is Oprah even human
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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