haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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