he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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