And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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